Princess Serenity has just witnessed her boyfriend Endymion be murdered in front of her by Queen Beryl. Stricken with grief, she is about to turn his sword on herself and take her own life. This fate could have been avoided if she’d had a Sassy Gay Friend.
“But he’s the only man I’ve…
Reblogging for “with a little extra sword if you catch my drift”
as briefly written in the style of the average Sailor Moon episode title.
Tacos at 3AM! Mamoru and the University Bar Face Off
It Was Just The One Time!! Motoki’s Experimenting with Bisexuality
College Brings New Friends! Mamoru Realises Most People are Idiots
A Confirmed Bachelor?? How Come I Never See You With a Girl Mamoru
Is He Flirting or Just Nice? Motoki’s Professor Gives Him an A
Expensive Car Brings on a “Daddy’s Money” Joke!? Mamoru Cries in the Bathroom
Oblivious to Love? Motoki Breaks Freshmen Hearts
A Startling Meeting?? Seriously Asanuma You Don’t Even Go HereBattle of the Deadlines! Mamoru’s Adventure With Quadruple Espresso
You’re Majoring in What!? Philisophy is for Douches, Motoki!
I Swear I’m Never Drinking Again!! Mamoru Forgets Liquor Before Beer
This is Why I Live Off Campus! Mamoru vs the University Meal Plan
What’s the Worst That Could Happen? Motoki Drinks the Worm
The Midnight Snack Run! Mamoru and Motoki’s Incredible Journey
…this is way more fun than I ever could have imagined